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AFLAC Degrading to ducks.

AFLAC Degrading to ducks.

AFLAC TV Commercial Degrades Ducks

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Pardon me, but does Karen Davis, PhD. realize that she at United Poultry Concerns is discussing not fowl but POULTRY? The word poultry implies these animals will be used for consumption eventually. If she were president of United FOWL Concerns, she may have had a (turkey) leg to stand on. Pressed duck, anyone?

Pardon me, but does Karen Davis, PhD. realize that she at United Poultry Concerns is discussing not fowl but POULTRY? The word poultry implies these animals will be used for consumption eventually. If she were president of United FOWL Concerns, she may have had a (turkey) leg to stand on. Pressed duck, anyone?

Somehow I pushed that button twice. Sorry! I clicked when I should have clucked.

And I suppose you are the same bloke who clicks when you are supposed clack, tick when you should be tocking, or even zig instead of zag? You are. Aren’t you?? And as long as we are on the subject, Karen Davis is probably a closet Butter Chicken eater.

Dear Karen, I feel the need to respond to your unfounded views. As the duck in question, i can tell you that I have never been put in danger in any of the TV senarios, in fact, I have a well trained Pelican for a stunt double. We are both in the Union, and have just as much right to work and earn a living as you do. If you think what I do is dangerous, you should see what I used to do. I have been a used car salesman, a cue card duck on the Jerry Springer show, (incidentaly, I was also the original unknown comic on the Gong Show, but Jamie Farr was jealous of my beak, so they canned me), a short order cook at Hooters, and a Pin Chaser at Lloyds Bowl-A-Rama in Boulder Colorado. I am proud of my success, and if you need reassurance that I am perfectly healthy, and in no danger what-so-ever, I will send my limo around to pick you up upon your request, and you can come to the next commercial taping at my mansion in Beverly Hills.

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