This is a word everyone should know in the summertime here: GOKIBURI - i.e. cockroach. These huge nasty nasty grotesque bugs somehow manage to infiltrate every house across the country. I think they are trying to take over. In defense, I have set out little hotels for them to stay at ..... forever! ***hear evil laughter in background***
On this note, my foot has recently been under attack. While taking a shower one ran across my foot, causing me to almost slip on some soap and die. The little gokiburi bastards are plotting against me!
In other foot related news, I had a pigeon attack me today. While quietly lying on my stomach and reading a book, this pigeon snuck up behind me and attacked the sole of my foot! What made it worse, is that I had taken off my shoes and socks to enjoy the nice weather, and so I felt every feather! I didn't know what hit me at first, but then I turned around and saw it! Hitchcock was right - those birds are after us!!!!! don't let their cute little feathers fool you.....they are plotting our end soon!!!!
Posted by Kristen at May 27, 2003 10:58 PM
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